THE AWESOME CHEESE CAKE

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So this, just happened.

provocative-eyebrow-wink:

So my future is getting raped by a naked black man and then brutally murdered on a sidewalk.

Via Die Laughing Bitch.
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When people try to correct did-yuo-know

laugh-addict:


via laugh-addict

(Source: a-really-sexy-girl-just)

Via LAUGH
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threedancingoods:

favabean05:

dekutree:

acceptable pet names:

  • babe
  • baby
  • sweetie
  • cutie pie
  • darling
  • honey

unacceptable pet names:

  • boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
  • cthulu 
  • sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
  • Leslie
  • floor
  • 2% milk
  • Ella Fitzgerald

I love you, floor.

I love you too, 2% milk.

Via LAUGH
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  • tumblr app: crashes
Via Die Laughing Bitch.
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  • person: what's your type
  • me: fictional
Via Die Laughing Bitch.
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chicka-homie: pastramisandwich: im crying omg lmfao. Via L O L R N Zoom

chicka-homie:

pastramisandwich:

im crying omg lmfao.

(Source: blahalot)


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Via Die Laughing Bitch. Zoom

(Source: awesomephilia)


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Via L O L R N Zoom

(Source: thebestlolz)


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laughoutloudrightnow: wanna play? Via L O L R N Zoom

laughoutloudrightnow:

wanna play?

(Source: mcdammit)


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That moment when you really want to be friends with someone.

BUT YOU’RE TOO DAMN SOCIALLY AWKWARD.

(Source: needlebug)

Via LAUGH
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